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typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

(via sleepyfoxstar)

lonelygiraffe17:

Trusting people is becoming hard

Keeping my grades up is becoming hard

Feeling pretty is becoming hard

Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard

Doing work is becoming hard

Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard

Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it

(via pizza)

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

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The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

(via pizza)

bussykiller:

bussykiller:

im back what’d i miss

image

so i didn’t miss anything big okay that’s good

(via loveintothelight)

"I think you can tell a story in song, you can tell a story through movies, you can tell a story through writing. You can kinda tell a story that connects memories together when you’re creating a perfume that people are gonna wear in their day to day lives."

(Source: songinourhearts, via taylorswiftisnotimpressed)

areufauxreal:

thefamilytits:

czarkisian:

My niece and my sister met Marina this past week. I was a bit preoccupied in Austin, Texas, but this made me melt.

THIS IS SO PERFECT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via marinajaneholland)

eponinefartsarts:

So I hummed “Hellfire” and Prince Hans came into mind. So dark!fire!Elsa singing “Hellfire” was my next plan. enjoy!

Fire!Elsa pic from here by WolfClaw900

Lyrics:

Beata Maria

You know I am a righteous queen

Of my virtue I am justly proud

Beata Maria

You know I’m so much purer than

The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Then tell me, Maria

Why I see him dancing there

Why his smold’ring eyes still scorch my soul

I feel him, I see him

The sun caught in flaming hair

Is blazing in me out of all control

Like fire

Hellfire

This fire in my skin

This burning

Desire

Is turning me to sin

It’s not my fault

I’m not to blame

It is the wicked prince

The man who sent this flame

It’s not my fault

If in His plan

He made the devil so much

Stronger than a man

Protect me, Maria

Don’t let this fire cast his spell

Don’t let his fire sear my flesh and bone

Destroy Prince Hans

And let him taste the fires of hell

Or else let him be mine and mine alone

Palace Guard:(speaking) Your majesty Your sister has escaped.

Elsa: (speaking) What?

Palace Guard:(speaking) She’s nowhere in the palace.She’s gone.

Elsa: (speaking) But how? I… Never mind. Get out, you idiot! I’ll find her! I’ll find them all if I have to burn down all of Arendelle!

(song resumes)

Hellfire

Dark fire

Now sister, it’s your turn

Choose me or

Your pyre

Be mine or you will burn

God have mercy on them

God have mercy on me

But they’ll all be mine

Or they will burn! 

(via frozenheadcanons)

"Everybody has that point in their life where you hit a crossroads and you've had a bunch of bad days and there’s different ways you can deal with it and the way I dealt with it was I just turned completely to music."

(Source: themomntiknew, via voguetaylor)

dajo42:

frozegg, the frozen egg AU (alternegg univegg). newly crowned queen eggsa of arendegg has been hiding her egg powers from her sister annegg for years, but tonight she just has to Let it Yolk. with the help of kristegg and yolklaf, can annegg help eggsa come out of her shell??????

(via frozenheadcanons)

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